Subscription intelligence. With attitude.
Your subscriptions.
Our condolences.
Find the charges you forgot, get lovingly roasted, and ditch what you don’t need. Less boring budgeting. More money back in your life.
Free scan. Friendly fire. You decide what goes.
Our promise, not a testimonial
From financial denial to financial relief
Laugh. Then do something.
A roast gets your attention. A cancellation makes it worth your while.
Annual zombie spending
$214
“Your meditation app is very calm about taking your money.”
Somewhere, your inner peace has a billing department.
Screenshot the joke. Not your bank details.
Find the financial zombies
Connect an account or upload a statement to surface recurring charges. See what’s still billing you before deciding what’s actually waste.
Meet your Shame Card
Get a savage-but-friendly roast, a Zombie Subscription Score, and a yearly waste total. Share your card or keep the joke between us.
Give useless charges the boot
Choose subscriptions to cancel and let SubSass help with the next steps. Turn confirmed cancellations into a Money Saved card—the better kind of flex.
The next act: free-trial alerts and a monthly re-roast. Because subscription amnesia has a habit of coming back.
The only charge you should remember
The roast is on us.
Scanning and roasting are free. Review the available paid plans before choosing cancellation support. No savings estimate is a guarantee.
Free
For individuals getting started
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- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Serious about the important stuff
The jokes stop at your privacy.
Financial data deserves more than a punchline. Know what you’re sharing and stay in control.
Your bank statement has entered the chat
Stop sponsoring your past self.
That hobby lasted a weekend. The subscription didn’t. Let’s find out what else is hanging around.
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